Dudrensag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous manatee.

Dudrensag created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudrensag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dudrensag, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dudrensag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dudrensag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dudrensag.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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