Raklibhadfundimvad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic rat.

Raklibhadfundimvad created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raklibhadfundimvad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Raklibhadfundimvad, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Raklibhadfundimvad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Raklibhadfundimvad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never pour water over plants.