Rawtomlun is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-assured mouse.

Rawtomlun created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawtomlun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rawtomlun, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rawtomlun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rawtomlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Respect your elders.