Hapbissomjap Tapnellkadsighubbamfed
is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, stupid
camel
.
Hapbissomjap Tapnellkadsighubbamfed
created snails five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hapbissomjap Tapnellkadsighubbamfed
, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Hapbissomjap Tapnellkadsighubbamfed
, he will refuse to believe in you.
Hapbissomjap Tapnellkadsighubbamfed's
most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Hapbissomjap Tapnellkadsighubbamfed's Holy Commandments
1. Always look after injured snails.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never eat onions.
4. Always help birds.
5. Never write about nucleic acids.
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