Stergupmip Konfonpib is a god.

It takes the form of a large, blissful wyrm.

Stergupmip Konfonpib created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stergupmip Konfonpib, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stergupmip Konfonpib, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stergupmip Konfonpib's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Stergupmip Konfonpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Do not keep six eagles in a large pit.

3. Retreat if seven geese approach from the east.

4. Worship no other gods but Stergupmip Konfonpib.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Stergupmip Konfonpib in the centre of the settlement.