Fomdavnig Yogkadfed is a god.

It takes the form of a small, dishonourable dryad.

Fomdavnig Yogkadfed created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomdavnig Yogkadfed, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fomdavnig Yogkadfed, it will send you a sign.

Fomdavnig Yogkadfed's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fomdavnig Yogkadfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look after injured porpoises.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.