Hinhomdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm hyena.

Hinhomdoss created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinhomdoss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hinhomdoss, it will not care at all.

Hinhomdoss' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hinhomdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.