Dadjapdot is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent armadillo.

Dadjapdot created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadjapdot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dadjapdot, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dadjapdot's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dadjapdot's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never feed strawberries to frogs while wearing ear rings.

3. Dadjapdot loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing orange kilts and balancing five iron spheres on your feet.