Straghongamdabrigtom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent goat.

Straghongamdabrigtom created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Straghongamdabrigtom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Straghongamdabrigtom, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Straghongamdabrigtom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Straghongamdabrigtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.