Hudtenstan is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive naga.

Hudtenstan created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtenstan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hudtenstan, she will not care at all.

Hudtenstan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Hudtenstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Never think about special relativity near horses while wearing mauve shoes and balancing seven tin spheres on your back.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.