Fotpang is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented manatee.

Fotpang created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fotpang, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fotpang, it will turn you into a slug.

Fotpang's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fotpang's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fotpang.

2. You must pray to Fotpang eight times a day.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look at nebulae.