Dapnegbus is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring wasp.

Dapnegbus created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapnegbus, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dapnegbus, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dapnegbus' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dapnegbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple shirts.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Dapnegbus in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
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