Bissyog is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-knowing horse.

Bissyog created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissyog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bissyog, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bissyog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bissyog's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

2. Hide if seven capybaras approach from the north.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to tapirs while wearing gray ear rings.

4. Never sing near mites.

5. Always help badgers.