Fomfad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unfair cat.

Fomfad created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomfad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fomfad, it will turn you into a rat.

Fomfad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fomfad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Worship no other gods but Fomfad.