Nadquafbess is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, proud rhinoceros.

Nadquafbess created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nadquafbess, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nadquafbess, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nadquafbess' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nadquafbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.