Jindisslag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced yak.

Jindisslag created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jindisslag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jindisslag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jindisslag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jindisslag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the west.

4. Run away from purple porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.