Gepmifdiss Gamfigwig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident lobster.

Gepmifdiss Gamfigwig created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmifdiss Gamfigwig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gepmifdiss Gamfigwig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gepmifdiss Gamfigwig's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gepmifdiss Gamfigwig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Run away from violet eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Always help aardvarks.