Campigyar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast gnu.

Campigyar created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Campigyar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Campigyar, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Campigyar's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Campigyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.