Banzogtof is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing crane.

Banzogtof created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Banzogtof, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Banzogtof, she will turn you into a frog.

Banzogtof's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Banzogtof's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Never leap in the presence of pigs.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near swans while wearing black dresses.

5. Always obey Banzogtof's priests.