Gilhonomt is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, slow capybara.

Gilhonomt created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilhonomt, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gilhonomt, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gilhonomt's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gilhonomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near nematodes while wearing blue shorts and balancing seven gold spheres on your head.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.