Damjopdut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered wyvern.

Damjopdut created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Damjopdut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Damjopdut, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Damjopdut's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Damjopdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Never leap near grasshopers.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Never talk about fire.