Butjamrow is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awesome chicken.

Butjamrow created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butjamrow, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Butjamrow, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Butjamrow's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Butjamrow's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Butjamrow in the centre of the settlement.

4. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the west.

5. Do not stand on grass.