Nilrowzed Budtalbegfut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate manatee.

Nilrowzed Budtalbegfut created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilrowzed Budtalbegfut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilrowzed Budtalbegfut, it will turn you into a goat.

Nilrowzed Budtalbegfut's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nilrowzed Budtalbegfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never wear purple tights.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear white clothing.