Fidlegwap Bunmum is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust crocodile.

Fidlegwap Bunmum created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidlegwap Bunmum, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidlegwap Bunmum, it will be very sad.

Fidlegwap Bunmum's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fidlegwap Bunmum's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fidlegwap Bunmum.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.