Wotnartgunnul Fembestyar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able naga.

Wotnartgunnul Fembestyar created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Wotnartgunnul Fembestyar, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wotnartgunnul Fembestyar, she will destroy your home solar system.

Wotnartgunnul Fembestyar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Wotnartgunnul Fembestyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Wotnartgunnul Fembestyar loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.