Dabgesscep is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, clever grasshopper.

Dabgesscep created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dabgesscep, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dabgesscep, he will turn you into a tree.

Dabgesscep's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dabgesscep's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never feed grapes to cats while wearing brown shirts.