Afbasttim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome dragonfly.

Afbasttim created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afbasttim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Afbasttim, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Afbasttim's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Afbasttim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Afbasttim.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not covet oxen.