Dabhithig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless shrew.

Dabhithig created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabhithig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dabhithig, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dabhithig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dabhithig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Put Dabhithig first in all things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.