Pigbitarf is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous finch.

Pigbitarf created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigbitarf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pigbitarf, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pigbitarf's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pigbitarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Put Pigbitarf first in all things.

5. Never talk about gravity near tapirs while wearing mauve kilts.