Tigrillyart is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, conceited jackal.

Tigrillyart created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigrillyart, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tigrillyart, he will turn you into a duck.

Tigrillyart's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tigrillyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. You must love Tigrillyart.

4. Tigrillyart loves geese, so they must be respected.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.