Hunkamlist is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sage goblin.

Hunkamlist created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hunkamlist, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hunkamlist, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hunkamlist's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Hunkamlist's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Hunkamlist on top of important buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Hunkamlist on top of all buildings.