Fidrullwot is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, fussy capybara.

Fidrullwot created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidrullwot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fidrullwot, he will turn you into a rat.

Fidrullwot's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fidrullwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Put Fidrullwot first in all things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.