Yarwatarp is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, compassionate wasp.

Yarwatarp created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Yarwatarp, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yarwatarp, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yarwatarp's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yarwatarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about optics.