Nelhancib is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud crocodile.

Nelhancib created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelhancib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nelhancib, he will turn you into a slug.

Nelhancib's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nelhancib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Nelhancib must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about dark matter near ducks while wearing orange trousers and balancing five silver spheres on your head.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.