Jansug is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving fish.

Jansug created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Jansug, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jansug, it will have a low opinion of you.

Jansug's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jansug's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jansug first in all things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jansug.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.