Rawquafgam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous lizard.

Rawquafgam created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawquafgam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawquafgam, she will turn you into a mouse.

Rawquafgam's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rawquafgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not take Rawquafgam's name in vain.

5. Do not shave your head.