Jigbaststan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, quiet goat.

Jigbaststan created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Jigbaststan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jigbaststan, she will destroy your home solar system.

Jigbaststan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Jigbaststan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away from purple nematodes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about eagles.