Dinbitapp is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-confident chicken.

Dinbitapp created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbitapp, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dinbitapp, it will turn you into a plant.

Dinbitapp's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dinbitapp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three iron sculptures of Dinbitapp on top of important buildings.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never eat bark.