Lip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent jaguar.

Lip created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lip, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Lip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide if five moths approach from the east.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Do not keep nine rats in a large pit.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.