Benfarnhit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional faun.

Benfarnhit created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benfarnhit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Benfarnhit, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Benfarnhit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Benfarnhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Do not sit in public.