Daphommit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ruthless capybara.

Daphommit created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Daphommit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Daphommit, she will cry a lot.

Daphommit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Daphommit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Daphommit.

2. Do not keep three horses in a large pit.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.