Pibrigweg is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, boastful raccoon.

Pibrigweg created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Pibrigweg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pibrigweg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pibrigweg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Pibrigweg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. You must love Pibrigweg.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.