Cimdutpom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish wombat.

Cimdutpom created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimdutpom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cimdutpom, it will turn you into a plant.

Cimdutpom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cimdutpom's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cimdutpom.

2. Never wear cyan shoes.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never sprint in the presence of sheep.

5. Do not speak about turnips.