Nurbegnad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating hydra.

Nurbegnad created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nurbegnad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nurbegnad, he will turn you into a worm.

Nurbegnad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nurbegnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back yellow.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.