Sandimfad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical shrew.

Sandimfad created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandimfad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sandimfad, he will turn you into a plant.

Sandimfad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sandimfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Run away from magenta sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Always obey Sandimfad's priests.