Flowpaslagvagflagbapbonnad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, passionate frog.

Flowpaslagvagflagbapbonnad created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowpaslagvagflagbapbonnad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flowpaslagvagflagbapbonnad, it will jump up and down on your head.

Flowpaslagvagflagbapbonnad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Flowpaslagvagflagbapbonnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.