Lattalnib is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unfair rat.

Lattalnib created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Lattalnib, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lattalnib, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lattalnib's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Lattalnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear blue coats.

5. Never think about moons.