Bimdidrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate snake.

Bimdidrutt created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimdidrutt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bimdidrutt, he will turn you into a rock.

Bimdidrutt's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bimdidrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Hide from gray porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Never feed figs to mites while wearing mauve tights.