Sannutkap is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, loving newt.

Sannutkap created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sannutkap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sannutkap, she will turn you into a goat.

Sannutkap's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sannutkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always obey Sannutkap's priests.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Sannutkap on top of important buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.