Liktadbun is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, uncaring jaguar.

Liktadbun created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liktadbun, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Liktadbun, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Liktadbun's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Liktadbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Hide if three whales approach from the east.

5. Never paint your face white.